It’s actually pretty unlikely that this is technically an ‘Alley Chair’. This one just needed some fresh air so it popped outside with a slim menthol in it’s favorite housecoat in full makeup to have a quick chat with Linda next door about her new kitchen cabinets and yell at Tommy Rosenthal who ALWAYS throws the morning newspaper in the azalea bushes every morning no matter what you say.
He’s a good kid though, just, you know, careless. Boys will be boys.
- Vancouver, 2013